This may sound a little morbid or strange, but when I did substance abuse counseling, one of the exercises we did with the clients was to have them write their own obituary. This activity was designed to get them to look back on their lives and see what impact they have had on others, and what legacy they would leave behind. My friends and I have joked a lot about our own deaths and what we want our funerals to look like. We have discussed attendees, music, attire, and surprises we wish to have at our funerals. My friend, Amanda, and I have made a pact that we will carry out one another's wishes upon our demise. Of course, only one of us will actually follow through because, well, the other person will be dead.
While searching for a topic starting with the letter "E," a friend suggested Eulogy. I said, "Genius!" I am totally up for writing my own eulogy. Hopefully by the time it is needed, this eulogy will be way outdated and no longer funny. I have always imagined my funeral as somewhat of a "roast" where all of my friends (both of them) will gather and say whatever they want to say about me. Should I meet my demise in an untimely manner, please use this at my funeral.
Eulogy for Robin Bourland
We are gathered together on this day, to commemorate the life of Robin Lynn Hogue Parkhurst Bourland. Robin had many roles in life, including: mother, daughter, sister, grandmother, friend, therapist, scapegoat, instigator, nemesis, bad influence, stalker, saint, sinner, chauffeur, butler, maid, referee, spiritual advisor, cosmetologist and ordained minister in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. She leaves behind her five children, their spouses, 375 grandchildren and 5 great-grandchildren. She is also survived by her mother, Beverly, who is 150 years old and still smokes three packs of cigarettes per day.
Robin was well known amongst her peers and co-defendants for her biting wit and sarcasm. She has been described as the one who, "says what everyone else is thinking but are too scared to say themselves." This would be the primary reason she lost the presidential election twenty years ago when she referred to her opponent as a "twatwaffle." Mainstream politics were just not ready for her. She was soundly defeated by Republican incumbent, George Herbert Walker Simeon Winston Jazzy Killah Bush III.
I have asked her children and grandchildren to share some quotes or special memories they have of their mother. Since her children are currently incarcerated and unable to make it to the service, I have agreed to read what they have written in their absence. Here are the quotes and memories from her children, who wish to remain anonymous:
"Mom made the best meatloaf. Sometimes she made so much that she forgot it in the cabinet and we would find it two years later. It was like a really weird version of an Easter egg hunt."
"Mom taught me how to be a graceful drunk. She was never graceful, but I learned from her what not to do."
"Mom lived to make me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. She really did. That was, like, her whole purpose in life."
"Mom was always there for me when I needed her. She comforted me when I was sick and calmed me when I was scared. Wait, no. That was Mike. My bad. Who are we talking about again?"
"Mom taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned in life....How to make a shank. She has literally saved me life numerous times."
"Now she finally has some damn peace and quiet."
I also requested quotes and memories from her friends. Since none of them are in attendance (they are both at the bar celebrating), I will read what they wrote. Again, they wish to remain anonymous:
"Robin was such a giving person. I remember when she went to Africa to work with orphans. I remember because she came back with Ebola and killed half my family."
"Robin would literally give you the shirt off her back, whether you wanted it or not. In public."
"Robin never asked me why I killed those people. She just grabbed a shovel and helped me hide the bodies."
"Robin once fixed supper for my family when we were all sick. She gave us all food poisoning, but it's the thought that counts, right?"
In closing, I would like to add what I know about Robin. I only knew her for a short period of time as I took care of her 400 pets that her kids had dumped at her house throughout the years. Robin was completely bedridden after a horrible snowboarding accident in the Alps. Robin loved her family. She had all of their mug shots and newspaper clippings covering the walls of her house. Partly because she couldn't afford paint or wallpaper, but also because she loved them all in her own weird way. As she would slip in and out of consciousness, she talked a lot about her life and her regrets. She also liked to steal the cat food when she thought I wasn't looking. She talked about how she wished she had more time to spend with her family. She told me how she always tried to do the best she could even though life was really hard sometimes. She was brave when she had to be but also cried a lot when nobody was around. She felt really inadequate at times but didn't want anyone to know. She loved people with her whole heart and once she loved them, she ALWAYS loved them. She loved to laugh but even more than that, she loved to make others laugh.
I will end this service with an Irish Blessing, and I hope that this is true for Robin.
"May you be half an hour in Heaven
Before the Devil knows you're dead."
Be sure to tip Yo Waitress.
Monday, April 6, 2015
Saturday, April 4, 2015
D is for Dog
Most of the big lessons I have learned in life, I have learned the hard way. I was the kid who had to touch the hot plate to make sure it was really hot. I tried time and time again to get my face to freeze "that way." I looked for my gifts from Santa to prove that he wasn't real, and I found them. You get the idea. As an adult, not much has changed. I don't take subtle cues about anything. This story is an example of this character defect of mine and what happens when God or the universe or whatever you choose to believe in, has a sense of humor.
I have a dog named Maggie. She's a Great Pyrenees, Newfoundland mix. She's a big girl. I used to take Maggie with me everywhere I went, including work. I was a therapist at a substance abuse treatment facility and she was a therapy dog until she started getting overly protective of me, and then she was grounded to the house. Maggie was strong-willed as a puppy. Well, I guess she still is, nothing has changed in that department. Like every other living being in this house, she does exactly what she wants. when and where she wants, no matter how much yelling I do. She's getting old now and I have grown more tolerant of her attitude. Or perhaps I am just too old to fight with her anymore.
This story takes place a few years back when Maggie was still a puppy. We live in this two-story, old farmhouse. Anyone familiar with old farm houses knows that the heating and cooling systems are either non-existent or leave much to be desired. At our house, the upstairs is heated through open vents in the floors. The first floor has duct work under the floor, but the second floor only gets heat from the first floor that rises through those open vents. Not very efficient or handy, but, as it turns out, this design was perfect to teach me a lesson I will never forget.
I had the week from hell that week. Work was horrible. We were going through a statewide audit and my program was being hit hard. I was under terrible stress. That same week, my car decided to quit and stranded me alongside the road on my way to work. I borrowed my mother's van, and it also broke down on my way to work. We had five kids at home and four of the five had been infected with a stomach virus and were doing some synchronized puking that week. As a mom, I have seen cuts, bruises, broken bones, and blood. The ONE thing I cannot tolerate is vomit. I am a sympathetic puker. If I see someone praying to the porcelain God I will bow my head and join in the chorus. Needless to say, it was not a fun time at my house.
This particular day, with all of the aforementioned stressors weighing down on me, I got home from work to a mess. I was greeted at the door by four sick children, two dogs, and a husband who was holding the youngest child who had recently joined the band of barfers. Hubby handed me the baby and said, "Here. YOU take her." She was obviously sick and the other four children were whining and clawing at me. I felt like the one normal person left in a world full of hungry zombies and they were closing in fast.
My usual routine was to retire to my recliner and watch TV when I got home from work. As a therapist, the last thing I wanted to do was hear one more person's problems. I used to tell my family, "Mommy's listening ears shut off at 5:30." As usual, I kicked back in my recliner with the newly ill baby on my lap. I was thinking about all of the things that had gone wrong that week and was silently lamenting my situation. My mother used to tell me that if I thought things could not get worse, they inevitably would. Here's the part where I have to learn the hard way.
As I was sitting in the chair stewing about the past week from hell, my newly ill baby, who was on my lap, started heaving and then managed to spew at least a gallon of some unidentifiable liquid all over me and the chair. She was bawling, and I was on the verge of reciprocating her generous gift. My husband took her from my hands, knowing that all hell was about to break loose. I had reached my breaking point. This was the final straw. My last nerve dwindled into nothing. I threw my hands up in the air, looked up, and started yelling at God. I said, "Come on, God. Bring it on. Is that the best you can do? Take your best shot." At precisely that moment, I started feeling droplets of another unidentified liquid hitting my face. It seemed like rain, but that was impossible since I was inside, right? I looked back up and directly above my head was the open vent in the floor upstairs. On top of the open vent was Maggie. She was not yet housebroken and had picked that very spot to potty at that exact time.
You know when you get so angry and/or scared that the world around you moves in slow motion? When I looked around, the faces of my husband and children were frozen in a state of complete and utter terror. They had seen what had transpired and were sure that Armageddon was upon our household.
I was so angry that I just broke. Right in half. I had no energy to fight any more. I let my arms down to my sides and hanged my head in utter defeat. That was it. There was nothing left. I said nothing and walked up the stairs to my room, gathered my night clothes and some towels and went to take a shower. While washing off the stink of the day, I thought about how many other things could have happened at that moment when I was daring the Powers That Be to "Bring it on." The house could have caved in. A tornado could have taken us all out. A meteor could have landed on us. Nope. My God has a wicked sense of humor. I still imagine Him snickering to Himself about what He did, thinking, "That'll teach her." But, then again, he knows me better that that.
I still have Maggie. I still have my husband. I still have all five children. We all survived. I have yet to tell God to "bring it on" again.
I have a dog named Maggie. She's a Great Pyrenees, Newfoundland mix. She's a big girl. I used to take Maggie with me everywhere I went, including work. I was a therapist at a substance abuse treatment facility and she was a therapy dog until she started getting overly protective of me, and then she was grounded to the house. Maggie was strong-willed as a puppy. Well, I guess she still is, nothing has changed in that department. Like every other living being in this house, she does exactly what she wants. when and where she wants, no matter how much yelling I do. She's getting old now and I have grown more tolerant of her attitude. Or perhaps I am just too old to fight with her anymore.
This story takes place a few years back when Maggie was still a puppy. We live in this two-story, old farmhouse. Anyone familiar with old farm houses knows that the heating and cooling systems are either non-existent or leave much to be desired. At our house, the upstairs is heated through open vents in the floors. The first floor has duct work under the floor, but the second floor only gets heat from the first floor that rises through those open vents. Not very efficient or handy, but, as it turns out, this design was perfect to teach me a lesson I will never forget.
I had the week from hell that week. Work was horrible. We were going through a statewide audit and my program was being hit hard. I was under terrible stress. That same week, my car decided to quit and stranded me alongside the road on my way to work. I borrowed my mother's van, and it also broke down on my way to work. We had five kids at home and four of the five had been infected with a stomach virus and were doing some synchronized puking that week. As a mom, I have seen cuts, bruises, broken bones, and blood. The ONE thing I cannot tolerate is vomit. I am a sympathetic puker. If I see someone praying to the porcelain God I will bow my head and join in the chorus. Needless to say, it was not a fun time at my house.
This particular day, with all of the aforementioned stressors weighing down on me, I got home from work to a mess. I was greeted at the door by four sick children, two dogs, and a husband who was holding the youngest child who had recently joined the band of barfers. Hubby handed me the baby and said, "Here. YOU take her." She was obviously sick and the other four children were whining and clawing at me. I felt like the one normal person left in a world full of hungry zombies and they were closing in fast.
My usual routine was to retire to my recliner and watch TV when I got home from work. As a therapist, the last thing I wanted to do was hear one more person's problems. I used to tell my family, "Mommy's listening ears shut off at 5:30." As usual, I kicked back in my recliner with the newly ill baby on my lap. I was thinking about all of the things that had gone wrong that week and was silently lamenting my situation. My mother used to tell me that if I thought things could not get worse, they inevitably would. Here's the part where I have to learn the hard way.
As I was sitting in the chair stewing about the past week from hell, my newly ill baby, who was on my lap, started heaving and then managed to spew at least a gallon of some unidentifiable liquid all over me and the chair. She was bawling, and I was on the verge of reciprocating her generous gift. My husband took her from my hands, knowing that all hell was about to break loose. I had reached my breaking point. This was the final straw. My last nerve dwindled into nothing. I threw my hands up in the air, looked up, and started yelling at God. I said, "Come on, God. Bring it on. Is that the best you can do? Take your best shot." At precisely that moment, I started feeling droplets of another unidentified liquid hitting my face. It seemed like rain, but that was impossible since I was inside, right? I looked back up and directly above my head was the open vent in the floor upstairs. On top of the open vent was Maggie. She was not yet housebroken and had picked that very spot to potty at that exact time.
You know when you get so angry and/or scared that the world around you moves in slow motion? When I looked around, the faces of my husband and children were frozen in a state of complete and utter terror. They had seen what had transpired and were sure that Armageddon was upon our household.
I was so angry that I just broke. Right in half. I had no energy to fight any more. I let my arms down to my sides and hanged my head in utter defeat. That was it. There was nothing left. I said nothing and walked up the stairs to my room, gathered my night clothes and some towels and went to take a shower. While washing off the stink of the day, I thought about how many other things could have happened at that moment when I was daring the Powers That Be to "Bring it on." The house could have caved in. A tornado could have taken us all out. A meteor could have landed on us. Nope. My God has a wicked sense of humor. I still imagine Him snickering to Himself about what He did, thinking, "That'll teach her." But, then again, he knows me better that that.
I still have Maggie. I still have my husband. I still have all five children. We all survived. I have yet to tell God to "bring it on" again.
Friday, April 3, 2015
C for Christ
Today is Good Friday and the letter for the A-Z challenge today is C. I have wrestled with so many subjects starting with the letter C, but I keep coming back to this subject: Christ. So, I give. Here it is.
The word Christ means "Messiah." The word, "Messiah," is used by the Jewish Nation to name the deliverer of the Jewish Nation as promised in the Old Testament. The word Messiah also refers to the leader or savior of a group or cause. The word Christ represented the unknown personage who would be sent to save the descendants of Abraham in the Old Testament. When Jesus came, his followers referred to him as Jesus the Christ. This translates to Jesus the Savior or Jesus the Redeemer, Jesus the "Anointed One."
As a child, I thought Christ was Jesus' last name. Like Robin Hogue, there was Jesus Christ. I thought that somewhere out there there was a whole Christ family. It wasn't until I was an adult that I found out the meaning of the word "Christ." I also never understood why we needed a Christ. Why did He have to live and subsequently die for us? Jesus was such an influential person that even other religions recognize him as a prophet. This may surprise some, but even Islam recognizes Jesus as the al-Masih, or "Messiah." Christianity, Judiasm and Islam all predict a Messiah coming to save us all at some point in the undetermined future. Christianity believes the Christ has already been here once and will return again.
I am a Christian of sorts. To be exact, I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Some people don't think of us as "Christians," but I do. My intent of this entry isn't to preach, proselytize or convert anyone. I'm probably even going to say some things that won't be consider solid doctrine of my faith. This is about what Christ means to me and the lessons I have learned about Him and why I need Him.
So, why did He have to live and die? If he were, in fact, sent to us by our God or Heavenly Father, Allah, whatever you want to call your Higher Power, why did He then have to die. Why did we need that? Why was it necessary? In my search for answers to these questions, I have come into some personal revelation as to why.
The answer I have is simple. Jesus "gets it." He lived like we do. He had to get up every morning, get dressed, tend to his hygiene, learn the family business and struggle with the day to day happenings as a human being on Earth. I can only imagine that Jesus fought with his siblings on occasion, had bad days, fell down, scraped his knees, got splinters and felt hunger and thirst. The Bible tells of Jesus teaching in the temple at the age of 12. Jesus not only had to live with the daily hassles of survival, he also had the burden of teaching, converting and saving all of us on Earth. And he knew he was going to die for this. "To this end was I born." Man, I thought I knew what pressure felt like, but that was a burden and a half.
So, in order for us to pay attention to what God says, we needed someone who knew us and what we were all about to tell us what God expected from us. If you read and believe in the Bible, look at all of the prophets on Earth prior to Jesus. We listened for a little while and then we all went back to our old ways of doing things. We behave just like children of our Earthly parents. As a mom, I find myself saying, "Why does nobody listen to me?" or "If I have to tell you ONE MORE TIME, you will be in serious trouble." I only have 5 children. God has billions. I often imagine God doing one huge facepalm when he sees what we are doing down here. He gave us pretty simple rules. Ten of them to be exact. I have more rules than that for my children. A LOT more. We had one job: follow those ten rules. We can't even do that.
Jesus came along and said, "Look. I will live like you and I will follow the rules. I will face all of your difficulties and still manage to do what I'm asked to do. I know it's going to be difficult and I'm going to have to repeat myself a million times, but I'm going to show you how it's possible." Jesus was one of "us." For me, personally, it is comforting to know that He understands me. He knows what it feels like to have people disrespect him. He knows what it's like to want one more hour of sleep when he has to get up in the morning. He knows what it feels like to work hard all day and still have to tend to the needs of his family. Christ gave me hope. I know that when I mess up here on Earth, he's up there with my Father in Heaven saying, "Dad, you have no idea how hard this is. Trust me, she's doing the best job that she can." I also know that I can talk to Him about anything and he can say, "I know exactly what you are saying." His apostles even fell asleep in the garden when they were supposed to have His back. He knows the exasperation I feel when I say, "Because I said so."
He taught us how to treat others. Not once did Jesus say, "I don't like what you are doing, so I won't talk to you." He never refused service to anyone because of their beliefs. Not once did he say, "I don't want you to listen to me or eat my food because you are a sinner." He said, "Come follow me." His one great commandment was to love God with all our hearts and love our neighbor as we love ourselves. We can't even do that much. But He knows how difficult it is.
So on this Good Friday, the celebration of the day that Jesus suffered and died on the cross, I want to tell everyone how thankful I am for Him. He surrendered his life so that we would pay attention. Would I believe his teachings if he died quietly of old age somewhere in a house surrounded by family and friends? Probably not. He suffered and died to show us that as long as we have faith, everything is possible. We can endure so much more than we even know. He died a spectacular death so that we would notice. I am most thankful for the greatest gift He has given us: life after death. Because of Him, I know that death is not the end. I can tolerate all of the losses here on Earth knowing that He will make all things new again. There's no such thing as a hopeless cause. He's begging for us to follow him. He loves us so much that he died to show us what was possible.
Are you paying attention?
The word Christ means "Messiah." The word, "Messiah," is used by the Jewish Nation to name the deliverer of the Jewish Nation as promised in the Old Testament. The word Messiah also refers to the leader or savior of a group or cause. The word Christ represented the unknown personage who would be sent to save the descendants of Abraham in the Old Testament. When Jesus came, his followers referred to him as Jesus the Christ. This translates to Jesus the Savior or Jesus the Redeemer, Jesus the "Anointed One."
As a child, I thought Christ was Jesus' last name. Like Robin Hogue, there was Jesus Christ. I thought that somewhere out there there was a whole Christ family. It wasn't until I was an adult that I found out the meaning of the word "Christ." I also never understood why we needed a Christ. Why did He have to live and subsequently die for us? Jesus was such an influential person that even other religions recognize him as a prophet. This may surprise some, but even Islam recognizes Jesus as the al-Masih, or "Messiah." Christianity, Judiasm and Islam all predict a Messiah coming to save us all at some point in the undetermined future. Christianity believes the Christ has already been here once and will return again.
I am a Christian of sorts. To be exact, I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Some people don't think of us as "Christians," but I do. My intent of this entry isn't to preach, proselytize or convert anyone. I'm probably even going to say some things that won't be consider solid doctrine of my faith. This is about what Christ means to me and the lessons I have learned about Him and why I need Him.
So, why did He have to live and die? If he were, in fact, sent to us by our God or Heavenly Father, Allah, whatever you want to call your Higher Power, why did He then have to die. Why did we need that? Why was it necessary? In my search for answers to these questions, I have come into some personal revelation as to why.
The answer I have is simple. Jesus "gets it." He lived like we do. He had to get up every morning, get dressed, tend to his hygiene, learn the family business and struggle with the day to day happenings as a human being on Earth. I can only imagine that Jesus fought with his siblings on occasion, had bad days, fell down, scraped his knees, got splinters and felt hunger and thirst. The Bible tells of Jesus teaching in the temple at the age of 12. Jesus not only had to live with the daily hassles of survival, he also had the burden of teaching, converting and saving all of us on Earth. And he knew he was going to die for this. "To this end was I born." Man, I thought I knew what pressure felt like, but that was a burden and a half.
So, in order for us to pay attention to what God says, we needed someone who knew us and what we were all about to tell us what God expected from us. If you read and believe in the Bible, look at all of the prophets on Earth prior to Jesus. We listened for a little while and then we all went back to our old ways of doing things. We behave just like children of our Earthly parents. As a mom, I find myself saying, "Why does nobody listen to me?" or "If I have to tell you ONE MORE TIME, you will be in serious trouble." I only have 5 children. God has billions. I often imagine God doing one huge facepalm when he sees what we are doing down here. He gave us pretty simple rules. Ten of them to be exact. I have more rules than that for my children. A LOT more. We had one job: follow those ten rules. We can't even do that.
Jesus came along and said, "Look. I will live like you and I will follow the rules. I will face all of your difficulties and still manage to do what I'm asked to do. I know it's going to be difficult and I'm going to have to repeat myself a million times, but I'm going to show you how it's possible." Jesus was one of "us." For me, personally, it is comforting to know that He understands me. He knows what it feels like to have people disrespect him. He knows what it's like to want one more hour of sleep when he has to get up in the morning. He knows what it feels like to work hard all day and still have to tend to the needs of his family. Christ gave me hope. I know that when I mess up here on Earth, he's up there with my Father in Heaven saying, "Dad, you have no idea how hard this is. Trust me, she's doing the best job that she can." I also know that I can talk to Him about anything and he can say, "I know exactly what you are saying." His apostles even fell asleep in the garden when they were supposed to have His back. He knows the exasperation I feel when I say, "Because I said so."
He taught us how to treat others. Not once did Jesus say, "I don't like what you are doing, so I won't talk to you." He never refused service to anyone because of their beliefs. Not once did he say, "I don't want you to listen to me or eat my food because you are a sinner." He said, "Come follow me." His one great commandment was to love God with all our hearts and love our neighbor as we love ourselves. We can't even do that much. But He knows how difficult it is.
So on this Good Friday, the celebration of the day that Jesus suffered and died on the cross, I want to tell everyone how thankful I am for Him. He surrendered his life so that we would pay attention. Would I believe his teachings if he died quietly of old age somewhere in a house surrounded by family and friends? Probably not. He suffered and died to show us that as long as we have faith, everything is possible. We can endure so much more than we even know. He died a spectacular death so that we would notice. I am most thankful for the greatest gift He has given us: life after death. Because of Him, I know that death is not the end. I can tolerate all of the losses here on Earth knowing that He will make all things new again. There's no such thing as a hopeless cause. He's begging for us to follow him. He loves us so much that he died to show us what was possible.
Are you paying attention?
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Being Broken
It seems as though my entire life has been meant to fix broken things. As a mother, I have charged with fixing broken things. I have been responsible to take care of broken toys, broken hearts, broken promises, broken furniture, broken dishes, broken pets, broken appliances...well, you get the idea.
Now here I am at the ripe old age of 40 (gasp) and find that I have been broken in almost every possible way. In my 40 years, especially the past five years, I have been broken mentally, emotionally, spiritually, physically and financially. My life of fixing broken things started wen I was about 4. My father and brother died a few months apart and left my mother broken herself. One of the first things I remember as a child was my mother dealing with that brokenness. I remember her telling people that she didn't know how she would survive without me. At the age of 4, I understood that to mean that I had to be strong to fix her also. She didn't intentionally put that responsibility on me, but I took it and ran with it. To me, dealing with her brokenness was worse than dealing with my own.
Of all the ways I have been broken, being spiritually broken was by far the most devastating. I grew up in the Methodist Church. My grandfather was a Methodist minister. To me, God was some distant, unfeeling, detached entity somewhere in the cosmos. My mother used to curse Him a lot after the deaths of Dad and Rick, but she still taught me to have "faith" and pray although I had no idea what that meant or how to do it. To this day I can still recite the Apostle's Creed and remember all the hymns we learned in church. I remember the smell of the sanctuary and the taste of the grape juice during our monthly communion. I remember as I was older sitting with the choir and singing, many times as a teenager, I did so with a hangover from a party the night before. It was all about going through the motions.
As an adult, I found out how spiritual brokenness truly felt. I felt it when I was a very young mother in an abusive relationship with nobody but my mother on whom I could depend. I felt it when I had the happiest life possible and lost it all over and over again with no answers and nowhere to turn. I felt it the times I was told my husband would not make it through this heart attack or this accident or this drinking binge. If there truly is a hell, I believe that being broken spiritually is it.
When I lost my last job, I lost every shred of hope and love for life that I had. Truthfully, I had been losing it all piece by piece for a few years, and that day ripped the last fibers from my hands. There is no colder, more awful feeling in the world than feeling alone. Not the type of alone you feel when your kids and spouse are gone and the house is empty. The alone that you can only feel when you are spiritually broken. One day during that time, I had the overwhelming urge to hit my knees and turn things over to my Higher Power. I wasn't even sure who that was or if there was one at that point. There at the foot of my bed, I poured out my entire heart to whatever was out there to listen. I told everything and I cried. I can't say it happened instantaneously, but at some moment before I left that room, I had an overwhelming sense of peace wash over me and I no longer felt alone.
It has been a rough, rocky trail. I am now approximately one year out from that day when I finally gave up and gave it and gave it away. Since that day I have not felt alone again. Not once. My life has turned completely around and the burdens I had back there at the foot of that bed have become blessings today. Things are far from perfect and some things aren't even OK, but they are infinitely better than I imagined that day. One of the most important lessons I learned since then was that the further I get away from center, the more unstable and unpredictable life becomes. I daresay one of the best blessings I have had this far in life came from being broken and put back together again.
Now here I am at the ripe old age of 40 (gasp) and find that I have been broken in almost every possible way. In my 40 years, especially the past five years, I have been broken mentally, emotionally, spiritually, physically and financially. My life of fixing broken things started wen I was about 4. My father and brother died a few months apart and left my mother broken herself. One of the first things I remember as a child was my mother dealing with that brokenness. I remember her telling people that she didn't know how she would survive without me. At the age of 4, I understood that to mean that I had to be strong to fix her also. She didn't intentionally put that responsibility on me, but I took it and ran with it. To me, dealing with her brokenness was worse than dealing with my own.
Of all the ways I have been broken, being spiritually broken was by far the most devastating. I grew up in the Methodist Church. My grandfather was a Methodist minister. To me, God was some distant, unfeeling, detached entity somewhere in the cosmos. My mother used to curse Him a lot after the deaths of Dad and Rick, but she still taught me to have "faith" and pray although I had no idea what that meant or how to do it. To this day I can still recite the Apostle's Creed and remember all the hymns we learned in church. I remember the smell of the sanctuary and the taste of the grape juice during our monthly communion. I remember as I was older sitting with the choir and singing, many times as a teenager, I did so with a hangover from a party the night before. It was all about going through the motions.
As an adult, I found out how spiritual brokenness truly felt. I felt it when I was a very young mother in an abusive relationship with nobody but my mother on whom I could depend. I felt it when I had the happiest life possible and lost it all over and over again with no answers and nowhere to turn. I felt it the times I was told my husband would not make it through this heart attack or this accident or this drinking binge. If there truly is a hell, I believe that being broken spiritually is it.
When I lost my last job, I lost every shred of hope and love for life that I had. Truthfully, I had been losing it all piece by piece for a few years, and that day ripped the last fibers from my hands. There is no colder, more awful feeling in the world than feeling alone. Not the type of alone you feel when your kids and spouse are gone and the house is empty. The alone that you can only feel when you are spiritually broken. One day during that time, I had the overwhelming urge to hit my knees and turn things over to my Higher Power. I wasn't even sure who that was or if there was one at that point. There at the foot of my bed, I poured out my entire heart to whatever was out there to listen. I told everything and I cried. I can't say it happened instantaneously, but at some moment before I left that room, I had an overwhelming sense of peace wash over me and I no longer felt alone.
It has been a rough, rocky trail. I am now approximately one year out from that day when I finally gave up and gave it and gave it away. Since that day I have not felt alone again. Not once. My life has turned completely around and the burdens I had back there at the foot of that bed have become blessings today. Things are far from perfect and some things aren't even OK, but they are infinitely better than I imagined that day. One of the most important lessons I learned since then was that the further I get away from center, the more unstable and unpredictable life becomes. I daresay one of the best blessings I have had this far in life came from being broken and put back together again.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Navigating Shit Creek
I went to the laundry room yesterday here at Mom's to do laundry. I noticed a large digging machine in her back yard (a Bobcat to be exact).
"Why is that digger in the backyard?"
"Because they are fixing the septic tank."
"Today?"
"Today."
"But I need to do laundry. And dishes. And I need a shower."
"Well, the water will be shut off soon."
"But MOOOOM!! What about Shit Creek??"
My mother is not very good with seeing the big picture. She was completely forgetting that we have a wedding coming up this weekend, and we are moving out of her house finally. In order to move, we have to have the back door accessible for the pickup. The septic tank is directly behind the back door. Where there was once concrete, there is now a large, dirty, muddy mess. Moving our stuff out of the house will now be very challenging.
Possibly the most disconcerting effect of this short-sighted digging in the backyard is the loss of our beloved "Shit Creek."
Between six months and a year ago, my mother's very old septic tank decided it had enough of our shit and went on strike. The resulting mess amounted to a large lagoon of sewage water in the lot behind the house, and a stream of sewer water going from our septic tank to the lagoon, above the ground. My son, Colton, affectionately named it "Shit Creek." We have had several months of laughs and jokes about shit creek at our house. One night while visiting with my friends Amanda and Cory, it was decided that Colton should be the first person to navigate Shit Creek. We had a boat picked out and everything. The kids have a large plastic sailboat, which used to be a sandbox, then a wading pool. It was moored by the tree next to Shit Creek. I tried to talk Colton into making the maiden voyage down Shit Creek in the boat. I told him he would be just like Lewis and Clark, and would be able to plant a flag or someting where Shit Creek meets Poopy Pond. In several years, people will build a monument in his name and will visit it and tell their kids and grandkids about their trip on the Shit Creek Trail. Cory, being a photographer and creative guy that he is, came up with several ideas for photo ops, my favorite being Colton and his brother, Tyler, on the bow of the boat doing a reenactment of the scene in Titanic were Jack says, "I'm the king of the world!" Colton was not interested.
Colton is getting married this Saturday. Cory agreed to do Colton's wedding and engagement pictures. Part of the arrangement made for Cory to do Colton's pictures, was that Colton would navigate Shit Creek in the boat, and we could take pictures. This gave birth to so many ideas. A pirate flag? A viking outfit? Should he recreate the picture of George Washington on the Potomac? We were giddy with excitement and I imagined the night of Colton's wedding, getting pictures of him and his bride sailing away into happiness down Shit Creek. We even had talks of holding the wedding on the banks of Shit Creek, but the bride to be vetoed this decision. Something about a white dress and dirty sewage water did not strike her fancy.
All of this excitement came to an end yesterday with the arrival of the digger. I watched in horror as they dug out around the septic tank, lowered the new one into the hole and covered it back up. Shit Creek ran dry.
As I was watching my dear brother putting the last pipe in place for the inaugural flushing of the toilet, I thought about how perfect this timing actually is. For over a year now, our family has been "up Shit Creek without a paddle." We have been stuck, mired, in this mess of poor decisions (mostly mine) and bad luck with seemingly no way to paddle out of it. This week, we have finished most of the work on our house so that we can move, Tyler has a job, Mother has her new septic tank, Colton moved into his own home and is getting married on Saturday, Mike's disability finally came through, and I have finally made peace with my new career as housewife/mom/babysitter. I suppose it is only fitting that with the dawn of the changes in our lives, Shit Creek should go by the wayside. I guess we no longer need it.
I said my private goodbyes last night and made the silent wish that our next year will not be spent navigating Shit Creek again.
"Why is that digger in the backyard?"
"Because they are fixing the septic tank."
"Today?"
"Today."
"But I need to do laundry. And dishes. And I need a shower."
"Well, the water will be shut off soon."
"But MOOOOM!! What about Shit Creek??"
My mother is not very good with seeing the big picture. She was completely forgetting that we have a wedding coming up this weekend, and we are moving out of her house finally. In order to move, we have to have the back door accessible for the pickup. The septic tank is directly behind the back door. Where there was once concrete, there is now a large, dirty, muddy mess. Moving our stuff out of the house will now be very challenging.
Possibly the most disconcerting effect of this short-sighted digging in the backyard is the loss of our beloved "Shit Creek."
Between six months and a year ago, my mother's very old septic tank decided it had enough of our shit and went on strike. The resulting mess amounted to a large lagoon of sewage water in the lot behind the house, and a stream of sewer water going from our septic tank to the lagoon, above the ground. My son, Colton, affectionately named it "Shit Creek." We have had several months of laughs and jokes about shit creek at our house. One night while visiting with my friends Amanda and Cory, it was decided that Colton should be the first person to navigate Shit Creek. We had a boat picked out and everything. The kids have a large plastic sailboat, which used to be a sandbox, then a wading pool. It was moored by the tree next to Shit Creek. I tried to talk Colton into making the maiden voyage down Shit Creek in the boat. I told him he would be just like Lewis and Clark, and would be able to plant a flag or someting where Shit Creek meets Poopy Pond. In several years, people will build a monument in his name and will visit it and tell their kids and grandkids about their trip on the Shit Creek Trail. Cory, being a photographer and creative guy that he is, came up with several ideas for photo ops, my favorite being Colton and his brother, Tyler, on the bow of the boat doing a reenactment of the scene in Titanic were Jack says, "I'm the king of the world!" Colton was not interested.
Colton is getting married this Saturday. Cory agreed to do Colton's wedding and engagement pictures. Part of the arrangement made for Cory to do Colton's pictures, was that Colton would navigate Shit Creek in the boat, and we could take pictures. This gave birth to so many ideas. A pirate flag? A viking outfit? Should he recreate the picture of George Washington on the Potomac? We were giddy with excitement and I imagined the night of Colton's wedding, getting pictures of him and his bride sailing away into happiness down Shit Creek. We even had talks of holding the wedding on the banks of Shit Creek, but the bride to be vetoed this decision. Something about a white dress and dirty sewage water did not strike her fancy.
All of this excitement came to an end yesterday with the arrival of the digger. I watched in horror as they dug out around the septic tank, lowered the new one into the hole and covered it back up. Shit Creek ran dry.
As I was watching my dear brother putting the last pipe in place for the inaugural flushing of the toilet, I thought about how perfect this timing actually is. For over a year now, our family has been "up Shit Creek without a paddle." We have been stuck, mired, in this mess of poor decisions (mostly mine) and bad luck with seemingly no way to paddle out of it. This week, we have finished most of the work on our house so that we can move, Tyler has a job, Mother has her new septic tank, Colton moved into his own home and is getting married on Saturday, Mike's disability finally came through, and I have finally made peace with my new career as housewife/mom/babysitter. I suppose it is only fitting that with the dawn of the changes in our lives, Shit Creek should go by the wayside. I guess we no longer need it.
I said my private goodbyes last night and made the silent wish that our next year will not be spent navigating Shit Creek again.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Redefining Normal
October 14, 2013
I was in my office at the prison that afternoon. It was count time, so the inmates were in their cells and the place was quiet. My phone rang. It was my husband.
"Uh, Robin, you need to go out to your car and check your phone." (cell phones are a no-no in prison)
"Why? What is going on? Can't you tell me over the phone?" (all phone calls are recorded)
"Well...CNN is trying to get in touch with you."
"Whaaat?!?"
My husband had a heart attck in May 2013. He lost a lot of blood and had some problems with memory and cognition. I thought the man must have lost about two pints of blood too many. Why would CNN want to talk to me? This must be a ploy to get me out of my office for some reason. It made no sense to me.
"CNN? What? Have you lost your mind?"
"Just go check your phone Robin. This is big. Really big."
"Why does CNN want to talk to me?"
"It's about the rape case. This is huge stuff, Robin. Anonymous is involved. Just go check your phone."
Thinking I was on a wild goose chase, I grabbed my keys and told our clerk I was going to step out of the institution for a bit. I made the long walk to my car completely confused as to what was going on. I'm a nobody. A mom from Missouri with five kids, a boring life and I rarely even watched the news, let alone made appearances.
I got to my car in the parking lot and turned on my phone. As the phone booted up, I was getting notification upon notification about missed calls and voice mails. Oh jeez, what had I done? The phone numbers on the call log were from everywhere. Atlanta, New York, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, New Jersey, they were all there. I called my husband back.
"Ok, what is going on? Really?"
"The article about the girls case has gotten national attention. All of the news groups are trying to talk to you about it. Anonymous is now involved and they released a statement saying they were going to go after the Nodaway County officials because of their handling of the case. This is a big story."
I probably sat alone in my car for 15 minutes with my jaw resting on the steering wheel. I didn't know what to think, feel, or do. I hadn't told Paige that I had ever done an interview because I didn't expect anything to come of it. I was also still in disbelief about what I was hearing.
As those of you who are regular readers of my blog know, my daughter, Paige, and her best friend, Daisy, were sexually assaulted in January 2011. The case was a frustrating mess. The charges against the boys involved were dropped, with the exception of the juvenile in the case, who pleaded guilty. One of the boys was the grandson of a former Missouri State Representative and we were told and believed that political favors had been called in between the Prosecuting Attorney and the grandfather. For almost two years, Daisy's mother, Melinda, and I had been fighting with the State of Missouri to rectify the situation to no avail. We had come to a point in our lives where we were trying to move on and gain acceptance of what was and what would never be.
In March of 2013, I was contacted by a reporter for the Kansas City Star newspaper. He was a young guy, very nice, but seemed inexperienced and a bit naive. He asked to interview me about the case. At this point, Paige was not involved with anything having to do with the case. She was hibernating in her room every day and was not able to even go to school because of PTSD. She was done talking about what happened, understandably. I agreed to the interview with the reporter with the condition that he not use my name or Paige's name in the article. He agreed to those conditions and we met at a local restaurant for an interview. The interview lasted a couple of hours. We had talked to media before, briefly, when the charges were dropped in the case. For the most part, no media outlets wanted anything to do with our story. We had reached out asking for help and everyone was either too intimidated by the circumstances, or they were not interested in talking with us. Life goes on and we were searching for some type of normalcy in our lives. Based on previous experiences, I had no hope or thought that this interview would be any different than the others. This young reporter would do the story, the paper may or may not publish it, and we will continue with life as it is.
I found out the following day that I was wrong on all accounts.
I got to work on the morning of October 13 and was told by a co-worker that our article came out in the paper that day. Apparently, the captain shack at the prison was all abuzz about the article. Only a few people knew that the 13 year old mentioned in that article was my daughter. I called the captain shack and told the captain on duty that day about the connection and asked him to try to curb the chatter. He agreed.
After I looked through my phone and listened to voice mails from reporters from various news agencies asking for a comment, I went back into the prison to my office in total disbelief. I found a sergeant with whom I was friends and I went into her office and shut the door. I rambled on about CNN and Anonymous and WHAT THE HELL was I going to do? I wasn't ready for this. After speaking to my sergeant friend, I went to my boss. He had no idea what I was talking about, no idea who Anonymous is and looked at me like I'd just told him that an alien spaceship had landed in my backyard.
Driving home from work that night, I called Melinda. Her son answered the phone and said she was in the dressing room and couldn't come to the phone. I assumed she was clothes shopping. When I got home that night, the TV was turned to CNN and Melinda and Daisy were on the screen. It all felt so surreal to me. I went to the bathroom and while I was emptying my bladder, a producer for the Anderson Cooper 360 show called me. Who in the hell talks to Anderson Cooper's producer while on the toilet?? Me, that's who. And there the strangeness began.
That night I went into Paige's room to break the news to her that I had done an interview with the KC Star and that things were blowing up in the media. I told her she could choose whether we came out in public with our names or not. She sat on the edge of the bed and with this pale, big-eyed look asked me simply, "Do people believe us?" I said, "Yes, they do. Lots of them." She thought for a minute and said, "Ok, let's do it."
We spent the rest of that week doing media appearances. One day we spent from 10 a.m. until Midnight interviewing. Inside Edition called us at 9 p.m. and said they were sending a news truck up and wanted to interview us. We were on CNN talking to Erin Burnett, Fox news, NBC, ABC, and Paige and I did an interview for Al-Jazeera network via Skype. Things were moving so quickly, I didn't even have time to process what was happening. Paige and I learned how to look at the camera and answer intensely personal questions posed by someone who wasn't even in the room with us. The Dr. Phil show called and wanted us to come out ASAP to be on the show. His producer was relentless. I finally asked if the boys' families would be on the show as well and was told they would. We declined the interview based on that news, and they continued to pursue us. We accepted an interview with 20/20 and got ready to fly out to New York that weekend.
We were living paycheck to paycheck with nothing to spare. A few of our friends pitched in and gave Paige and I some spending money to take and money to cover the cost of checking our baggage at the airport. The night before we left, I was packing to go and my phone was either ringing or sounding a notification constantly. I hadn't taken the time to really think about what we were doing. We just accepted almost every interview offer we had because we didn't really know any better. Never having worked with the media or been in a position of momentary "fame," this was all foreign. That night I finally gave myself permission to shut my phone off and sleep.
The trip to New York was interesting. It was the first time Paige had ever flown. She held my hand during take off and when we landed at LaGuardia. We had drivers take us to the airport and pick us up at the airport and shuttle us to our hotel, which was right on Times Square, next door to the musical, "Chicago." One week prior to this, we were just Robin and Paige. Nobody knew who we are and we never even considered the idea that we would soon be all over international news and in an upscale hotel on Times Square. We really didn't ask for the attention and weren't sure what to think of it. We didn't have time to think.
In New York, our companion from 20/20 took us all around Times Square. We loved it. We ate authentic Indian food, shopped in the stores, and saw Times Square at night, fascinated by the culture of the city. We stopped at a street vendor who was selling "I <3 20="" a="" about="" absolutely="" actually="" agreed="" all.="" an="" and="" anything="" at="" back="" be="" because="" cheap="" constant="" day.="" day="" details="" did="" don="" emotional="" family="" flew="" for="" forget="" gathered="" get="" go="" got="" had="" hadn="" handling="" her.="" here.="" home.="" home="" horrible="" hotel="" how="" huge="" i="" interview="" interviews.="" isn="" it.="" it="" just="" later="" life="" looking="" meltdown.="" merchandise.="" more="" nbsp="" new="" next="" night="" no="" not="" notice="" of="" on="" ou="" our="" p="" paige="" questioning="" recounting="" room="" said="" same="" say.="" see="" she="" some="" something="" souvenirs="" t="" taken="" taking="" that="" the="" there="" thing="" this="" time="" to="" toll="" total="" trip="" up="" us="" wanted="" was="" we="" well.="" were="" with="" would="" york.="" york="" you="">
Of course we all took a lot of criticism for talking to the media so openly. We quickly found out who our friends were and ones we thought were friends before were jumping ship like fleas off a dog. When we started turning down interviews, the interest in us waned and life returned to some semblance of normal. I turned down an interview with People Magazine and we were still saying "no" to Dr. Phil almost daily. I got back to work the next week and the inmates were all telling me how they saw me on TV and that I was "famous." Co-workers were giving me the play by play of what their friends and family were saying about the case, asking about the people we had met and our experiences. The week after we returned from New York, I lost my job in a rather dramatic way and ended up on a mental health unit at a local hospital. That story is fodder for another blog entry at a later date, but you get the idea. I had hit fork in the road and there was no turning back.
Now a year later, life has returned to a new sort of normal. Paige is finally back in school and we no longer have reporters calling or knocking on the door on a regular basis. We recently spent time with a documentary film company who is looking to feature the girls in a documentary project. It seems like a good project and worthy of our time, but I must say that being in front of the camera again is disturbing. At some point after a big event like this case, you just want to be yourself again. Paige wants to be Paige, a junior in high school with a boyfriend and homework. I just want to be Robin. Not Paige's mom, not the angry mother on the TV, just Robin. People still contact Paige and me from time to time and tell us how Paige's story has inspired so many girls to tell their own stories about sexual assault. I have been told numerous times how brave I must be and how proud of Paige I must be. I am very proud of Paige. As far as bravery or strength goes, I guess that's in the eye of the beholder. Most of the people saying that were not around for our meltdowns or screaming matches or crying fits. Being considered a role model or an inspiration to others is heavy business and I am always astonished when people know my name or contact me because they heard the story.
Our lives will never be the same as they were before the media blitz. Melinda and I have heard crazy stories about how we have been offered book deals and movie deals and how we are making a lot of money off the girls story. These things are not true. All we want is for our girls' stories to be remembered. We don't want this all to be in vain. If we helped one person make peace with something in their own lives, it was worth it to me. We did meet some really awesome people I now consider my friends and had the honor of people telling us their own stories. After this past year and many changes, we are still figuring out and redefining normal.
Friday, October 10, 2014
Writing a letter
I know I just posted blog entry already this week, but when ideas pop up, it's time to write.
I have had this song on my mind lately and can't shake it. It is "Letter to Me" by Brad Paisley. The song is about him going back in time and writing himself a letter at 17, telling himself all of the things he needs to know about his future which is unfolding. The song always leaves me teary-eyed and feeling nostalgic. Since the song has been playing on a loop in my head, I have been thinking about things I would say to myself in a letter if I could go back in time. My priority would be to reassure myself that everything is going to turn out fine, during those times of intense suffering and pain. I saw a sign recently which said something like, "My record for surviving bad days so far is 100%." Sometimes that deep dark hole seems so lonely and insurmountable. I would make easing my own pain a priority.
At 17 I didn't have a clue what life was all about, or what I had in store for me. There aren't a lot of things I would change, but I would definitely like to have more insight during some situations. I didn't know that I would have five children, two marriages and a masters degree in social work. I had no idea that money did not come easy and raising a family was hard work. My life at this point is so far away from how I envisioned it as a teenager. It's not all bad and I wouldn't trade most of it for anything.
If I could write a letter to me when I was 17, one of the first things I would tell myself is: have fun. Stop being so uptight. Be yourself. Nobody cares what your hair looks like when you walk across the gym floor from the parking lot to your first class.
The boys who seem to be nerds or beneath your social status are actually really cool guys who do really cool things with their lives after graduation. Don't worry about your reputation. You don't have one. Tell Mike C the real reason why you had to tell him you couldn't go to prom with him. He will understand. Go to prom with Tim M. He dies after graduation and you will always feel bad for saying no. Prom does not equal a relationship.
Hug Tori every single time you see her. Life changes so quickly and she won't always be just a phone call away. Just be there for her. That MIP ticket she got will NOT ruin her life and her mother won't hate you forever. When you drive into that random barn during the rain storm with Tori, Ernie and David, stop worrying about someone finding you. It doesn't happen and you all will have more fun if you will just stop looking over your shoulder.
Your friends in high school will still be around when you are an adult out of school. Cherish those friendships and don't take them for granted. These are the people who know who you really are and share some very fond memories with you. Don't lose track of the other people in your class. When you are middle-aged, you will miss them all and wish you knew where they were.
Tell Derek Cooper that you love him. When he comes by to see you after his brain surgery, spend some more time with him. When he sees you at Pizza Hut and opens the door for you, hug him. Talk to him for a minute. That will be the last time you see him alive.
Do not let that Campbell boy drive home from Bethany that night when you guys go to the bar. He dies in the arms of one of your best friends that night and your lives change forever.
You are not responsible for anyone else's feelings or emotional well-being. If they put you in that position, RUN. People are going to feel what they feel and do what they do and it has absolutely nothing with you, how much you love them, or how much time you spend with them. You can't make someone stable or make them love themselves. This includes your mother.
Go easy on Tyler. He can't help a lot of what he does or says. At night when he can't sleep, don't get mad, just hold him. You will feel so much better and so will he. Encourage his interests more. Play a game with him even if you aren't interested. He's going to be your rock sometimes and he needs to know that you will be his too.
Pay more attention to Colton. Your relationship with him is tenuous and it can go either way. Take more pictures of him. Hug him more often. He feels lost and left out. When Paige comes to you with bruises and red marks saying Colton hit her, she's lying. Colton is going to do ok. Don't leave your facebook page open for him to post statuses about you pooping your pants.
Be more of a parent to Paige and less of a friend. Paige is also going to be ok. When she wants to spend the night at Daisy's, take her aside and have a strong talk with her about drinking, boys, and asking for help. If she calls you to come get her, don't send Colton. Wake up and go yourself. When she asks for a cat, say NO.
Stop working so many hours. At some point in your life, you will not have your job to fall back on, your friends will not be there, and your family will all be strangers because you haven't paid attention to them. You will never make as much money as you think you need and less is more sometimes. You're killing yourself to provide for your family and it's not necessary. Chill out. Bake a cake. Take a day off.
Be prepared for anything you do in your office to be public knowledge.
When you lose your job and you think your life is over, know that now, a year later, you will be happier than you have been in many years. Don't go to the hospital. You know what you need to do. When you see your kids out playing in the leaves in the rain in November, play with them. Don't waste a whole six months crying. Things will work out and they aren't that bad. Enjoy your time with your grandson. He needs you.
Have fun with your husband while his health is good. Spend time with him. Nourish your friendship. Keep him as your best friend. Throw out the alcohol the first time you see him with it. Let him know you love him. Don't leave him in charge of paying your mortgage payments. Insist that he takes time off work when he needs to.
Don't take medication to numb you. You don't need that much medication to sleep and you don't need the addiction that follows. Xanax is not your friend. When that doctor puts you on it, run fast in the other direction. Don't medicate yourself to the point of being unable to enjoy your family when you are home. Your life isn't that bad and it can, and will, get worse. Be prepared. You will survive.
Be nice to your mom, but understand her illness is not yours. You can be a good daughter but still set boundaries. It's ok to disagree with her. She is not well and it may take you years to figure that out. She loves you. Remember that.
When you go to NYC, be sure to visit the 9/11 memorial regardless of time or expense. You will regret not going.
The world is going to change and so are you. Things are not as simple and fun as they seem at 17, but they aren't all that bad. Stop trying to grow up so quickly. The world will change you soon enough and you need to have fun while you are able. You will be bringing children into perilous times and you need to be prepared to equip them to handle the world as it will be, but don't forget to enjoy raising them. True happiness comes from those friends and family who stick with you through all of the things life may throw at you. Never take those relationships for granted. If your gut says not to trust someone, listen to that. Your gut will never be wrong. Don't waste your musical talents. God gave them to you for a reason.
Finally, never doubt that God loves you. There will be times ahead when you will question Him, doubt Him and curse Him, but he is always waiting there to pick you back up. Go to church. Get into that habit. Most of all, make sure you instill these values into your children. Give them the gift of unwavering faith in God and security of knowing He is there no matter what. You owe them that.
While you are writing this letter, your grandson and your best friend's baby will be playing together and being adorable. At 40, your life is not what you expected. It is considerably more wonderful than you can imagine.
Now, go play with those babies. They are growing up even while you are writing this letter.
I have had this song on my mind lately and can't shake it. It is "Letter to Me" by Brad Paisley. The song is about him going back in time and writing himself a letter at 17, telling himself all of the things he needs to know about his future which is unfolding. The song always leaves me teary-eyed and feeling nostalgic. Since the song has been playing on a loop in my head, I have been thinking about things I would say to myself in a letter if I could go back in time. My priority would be to reassure myself that everything is going to turn out fine, during those times of intense suffering and pain. I saw a sign recently which said something like, "My record for surviving bad days so far is 100%." Sometimes that deep dark hole seems so lonely and insurmountable. I would make easing my own pain a priority.
At 17 I didn't have a clue what life was all about, or what I had in store for me. There aren't a lot of things I would change, but I would definitely like to have more insight during some situations. I didn't know that I would have five children, two marriages and a masters degree in social work. I had no idea that money did not come easy and raising a family was hard work. My life at this point is so far away from how I envisioned it as a teenager. It's not all bad and I wouldn't trade most of it for anything.
If I could write a letter to me when I was 17, one of the first things I would tell myself is: have fun. Stop being so uptight. Be yourself. Nobody cares what your hair looks like when you walk across the gym floor from the parking lot to your first class.
The boys who seem to be nerds or beneath your social status are actually really cool guys who do really cool things with their lives after graduation. Don't worry about your reputation. You don't have one. Tell Mike C the real reason why you had to tell him you couldn't go to prom with him. He will understand. Go to prom with Tim M. He dies after graduation and you will always feel bad for saying no. Prom does not equal a relationship.
Hug Tori every single time you see her. Life changes so quickly and she won't always be just a phone call away. Just be there for her. That MIP ticket she got will NOT ruin her life and her mother won't hate you forever. When you drive into that random barn during the rain storm with Tori, Ernie and David, stop worrying about someone finding you. It doesn't happen and you all will have more fun if you will just stop looking over your shoulder.
Your friends in high school will still be around when you are an adult out of school. Cherish those friendships and don't take them for granted. These are the people who know who you really are and share some very fond memories with you. Don't lose track of the other people in your class. When you are middle-aged, you will miss them all and wish you knew where they were.
Tell Derek Cooper that you love him. When he comes by to see you after his brain surgery, spend some more time with him. When he sees you at Pizza Hut and opens the door for you, hug him. Talk to him for a minute. That will be the last time you see him alive.
Do not let that Campbell boy drive home from Bethany that night when you guys go to the bar. He dies in the arms of one of your best friends that night and your lives change forever.
You are not responsible for anyone else's feelings or emotional well-being. If they put you in that position, RUN. People are going to feel what they feel and do what they do and it has absolutely nothing with you, how much you love them, or how much time you spend with them. You can't make someone stable or make them love themselves. This includes your mother.
Go easy on Tyler. He can't help a lot of what he does or says. At night when he can't sleep, don't get mad, just hold him. You will feel so much better and so will he. Encourage his interests more. Play a game with him even if you aren't interested. He's going to be your rock sometimes and he needs to know that you will be his too.
Pay more attention to Colton. Your relationship with him is tenuous and it can go either way. Take more pictures of him. Hug him more often. He feels lost and left out. When Paige comes to you with bruises and red marks saying Colton hit her, she's lying. Colton is going to do ok. Don't leave your facebook page open for him to post statuses about you pooping your pants.
Be more of a parent to Paige and less of a friend. Paige is also going to be ok. When she wants to spend the night at Daisy's, take her aside and have a strong talk with her about drinking, boys, and asking for help. If she calls you to come get her, don't send Colton. Wake up and go yourself. When she asks for a cat, say NO.
Stop working so many hours. At some point in your life, you will not have your job to fall back on, your friends will not be there, and your family will all be strangers because you haven't paid attention to them. You will never make as much money as you think you need and less is more sometimes. You're killing yourself to provide for your family and it's not necessary. Chill out. Bake a cake. Take a day off.
Be prepared for anything you do in your office to be public knowledge.
When you lose your job and you think your life is over, know that now, a year later, you will be happier than you have been in many years. Don't go to the hospital. You know what you need to do. When you see your kids out playing in the leaves in the rain in November, play with them. Don't waste a whole six months crying. Things will work out and they aren't that bad. Enjoy your time with your grandson. He needs you.
Have fun with your husband while his health is good. Spend time with him. Nourish your friendship. Keep him as your best friend. Throw out the alcohol the first time you see him with it. Let him know you love him. Don't leave him in charge of paying your mortgage payments. Insist that he takes time off work when he needs to.
Don't take medication to numb you. You don't need that much medication to sleep and you don't need the addiction that follows. Xanax is not your friend. When that doctor puts you on it, run fast in the other direction. Don't medicate yourself to the point of being unable to enjoy your family when you are home. Your life isn't that bad and it can, and will, get worse. Be prepared. You will survive.
Be nice to your mom, but understand her illness is not yours. You can be a good daughter but still set boundaries. It's ok to disagree with her. She is not well and it may take you years to figure that out. She loves you. Remember that.
When you go to NYC, be sure to visit the 9/11 memorial regardless of time or expense. You will regret not going.
The world is going to change and so are you. Things are not as simple and fun as they seem at 17, but they aren't all that bad. Stop trying to grow up so quickly. The world will change you soon enough and you need to have fun while you are able. You will be bringing children into perilous times and you need to be prepared to equip them to handle the world as it will be, but don't forget to enjoy raising them. True happiness comes from those friends and family who stick with you through all of the things life may throw at you. Never take those relationships for granted. If your gut says not to trust someone, listen to that. Your gut will never be wrong. Don't waste your musical talents. God gave them to you for a reason.
Finally, never doubt that God loves you. There will be times ahead when you will question Him, doubt Him and curse Him, but he is always waiting there to pick you back up. Go to church. Get into that habit. Most of all, make sure you instill these values into your children. Give them the gift of unwavering faith in God and security of knowing He is there no matter what. You owe them that.
While you are writing this letter, your grandson and your best friend's baby will be playing together and being adorable. At 40, your life is not what you expected. It is considerably more wonderful than you can imagine.
Now, go play with those babies. They are growing up even while you are writing this letter.
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